Groundzcrew

Maybe not one of the most highly sought employment on the Whitman campus, but then again maybe it is. Either way, it's a highly visible job, so you gotta think fashion when you roll up to the Mackenz at 8 in the morning.

Most fushlings and friends of the house have paid their dues with the phizz plant guys, whether its smoking lucky strikes with Rick, getting milkshakes with Jack the Bong Ripper, or making the two squirm in their pants. Either way, the FUSH can speak with some authority when it comes to style and the crew. Allow me to throw down some basics:

Plaid: overdone. Yawn.

Denim jackets: a bit too kitsch, yaddadamean?

Workman boots: Pretty clutch, a little too intense for shootin the shit with a rake.


Your best bet for looking good, feeling good, and not getting outsourced is to go to GodWill and find yourself a used Hanes Basic T, some fitted faded jeans, and some nicely used New Balances.

BAM! You got your self a goddamn job!
None of that V-neck shit or someone might call AmAp on your ass.