Top 10 Ways to Get Laid at the Fush

1. Wake up on the couch wearing only a table cloth.
2. Borrow your roomie's fishnet body suit.
3. In a room full of windows.
4. Wear a five dollar footlong t-shirt.
5. Get Peter Richards to come to your party. (And give him a brownie.)
6. SKYPE
7. Dress like a he-wolf.
8. Mention you have a guest bedroom.
9. Be belig.
10. Take Mickey for a walk.