fashion: we be spittin it you be gettin it

The New Year is rapidly approaching, which means... time to seriously consider the New Years Eve get up. According to J Crew, Modcloth, Elle, and budgetfashionista.com, this years all the rage for sequins. At the fush, we say, Fuck That. As some of you might know, over half the fush is majoring in that joke called sociology, which means things get social around here real fast. No, I think my main man Bill will agree with me when I say that this new years is all about Baudrillard’s Simulation; in other words, show up in style with some cellophane.

< Showin up in simulated style on New Years
Lazypedia describes Baudrillard’s theory as such: "modern society has replaced all reality and meaning with symbols and signs, and the human experience is a simulation of reality rather than reality itself" (some rando, internet)

Cellophane makes a compellingly ironic statement that you already accept that everything is a simulation and you are ready to get stimulated. OH!

Well, time to get back to the real world,just gunna write a paper on (I kid you not) this little assigned numba: "Write a theory of differences in the drinking patterns of first and last year students using Goffman and Cooley’s theories of self-formation."

OH!


p.s. watch out for those repressively desublimated foo's on the big night!